* throw out your suntan lotion after the recommended expiration (generally 12 months) or you will unexplicably lobster up like I did. And I tell ya, kids, I'm not 17 anymore: those wrinkles popped up PRONTO!
Our room...
The view...
Another view...
The farmhouse pets (Biancaneve the dog and Mozart the talking/whistling/dancing/sound effect producing parrot)...
Happy travelers...